TEACHER: Juan, pag tinanong kita dapat mabilis ang sagot mo ha?
JUAN: Yes ma’am!
TEACHER: 1+1?
JUAN: MABILIS!
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01) Contemplate – kulang ang mga pinggan
02) Punctuation – pera para maka-enrol
03) Ice Buko – nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
04) Tenacious – sapatos na pang tennis
05) Calculator – tawagan kita mamaya
06) Devastation – sakayan ng bus
07) Protestant – Tindahan ng prutas
08] Statue – Ikaw ba yan?
09) Tissue – Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate – Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate – Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect – Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct – Ang pato
14) Defeat – Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail – Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit - Ang Gripo
(Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City – Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18) Cattle – Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading – Unang Kasal
20) Depress – Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
22) Defense – Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata
sa PERSUADING
23) It Depends – Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo – Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion – Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit,
eh DELUSION)
26) Delivery – Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch,
eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
27) Profit – Patunayan mo
28) Balance Sheet – What comes out after eating a
balance diet
29) Backlog – bacon saka egg
30) Beehive – magpakatino ka
31) CD-ROM – tingnan mo ang kwarto
32) Debug – ang ipis
33) Defrag – ang palaka
34) Defense – ang bakod
35) Defer – ang balahibo
36) Deflate – ang plato
37) Detest – ang eksamin
38) Devalue – ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang V
39) Devote – ang boto
40) Dilemma – brownout ah!
41) Effort – ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
42) Forums – apat na kwarto
43) July – nagsinungaling ka ba?
44) Liturgy – what comes after litur F
Old but still good. :))
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• Ipis na lilipad-lipad nagfifeeling butterfly
• Dami-dami mong sinabi sa text tapos reply “K”
• Katext si crush biglang battery low
• Magsyotang PDA sa harap mo
• Tagged photos sa FB na galing sa tumblr
• Lalagyanan ng icecream sa ref kala mo ice cream yung laman yun pala isda/karne
• Ref na puro tubig ang laman
• Pasahero na ayaw i-abot yung bayad mo
• Ang kapatid mo na walang sawang utos ng utos
• Internet na di-uling sa sobrang bagal
• At ang mga Chain Message na may mamamatay kapag di mo nasend sa 25 na tao.. in 5 seconds.
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Sorry at naging inactive ako. Minalas kasi sa buhay. Haha! Naospital eh. Sana okay kayong lahat! Happy Birthday sa lahat ng may birthday at belated happy birthday sa mga tapos na ang birthday! Happy Easter din. :> Thank you sa mga hindi nag unfollow sakin. Thank you din sa mga nag-unfollow. *sarcasm* Haha! Joke lang. Magiging active na po ulit. :>
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Girl: May feelings ka ba para sakin?
Boy: Feeling lang.
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Isang feeling lang ang gusto ko.
Girl: Ano naman yun?
Boy: Ang MAKA-FEELING ka. :”>
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Piolo Pascual make-up tutorial by Miki Mortel [A MUST WATCH!]
Iba talaga ang Pinoy! Masdiskarte sa buhay! Hahahaha! Proud Pinoy here!! :))
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PINAYS LEAD IN TOP 10 WOMEN TO WATCHManila – Former ABS-CBN journalist and CNN Anchor Veronica Pedrosa and Youtube sensation Julie Anne San Jose are on the worldwide list in Women Leaders’ Top 10 Women to Watch.
Women to watch from other countries are American politician Gabrielle Giffords, Japanese virtual popstar Hatsune Miku, Indonesian CEO Karen Agustiawan, Taiwanese popstar Ella Chen, Malaysian professional squash player Nicol David, Korean popstar Dara of 2NE1, Indian chocolate artisan Mayavee Khandelwal and UK singer Birdy.
The Top 10 Women to Watch are selected by the Women Leaders’ Centre based on several important criteria: positive bottom line organisational impact, global influence on women equality and unique contribution to contemporary society.
As a CNN Anchor, Veronica Pedrosa won the Best News Anchor by the 2004 Asia Television Awards. Recently as an Al Jazzera correspondent, she meets Imelda Marcos takes a journey back to the country she was exiled from when she was just a child. It is also the country where she later began her 20-year career as a journalist and braves to examine the actual impact of relative freedom of expression in the Philippines. Today, she continues to bring viewers news on all the major global and regional news events and has interviewed a wide range of world figures including Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, Nobel Peace Prize Winner Aung San Suu Kyi, East Timor Foreign Minister Jose Ramos Horta, Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Former Philippine President Corazon Aquino, New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark and Australian Prime Minister John Howard. She has also hosted the HR Talk Show in June to facilitate discussion in organisational best practices contributing to growth in an uncertain economy. Veronica Pedrosa is indeed a certified “Woman at the Top.”
And of course, who would forget that charming little girl who grew up to be a fine lady. It’s no other than Youtube sensation Julie Anne San Jose, who captured the hearts of millions with her covered songs – her rendition of Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass is the bomb! Recently, she was awarded as the Best Teen Female Performer during the 24th Aliw Awards. People say that she is the perfect role model for young girls everywhere and we couldn’t agree more. Hands down, she’s the winner. Julie Anne is a fast-rising star who is ready to take over Manila and the rest of the world by storm.
There’s no doubt about it. Women everywhere are vital players in each and every society. When it comes to leadership, sports, entertainment, business, and politics, women now have the authority and power to nurture and shape different industries. They are the top innovators, movers, and shakers of this century. Women have broken new ground in diverse areas of expertise – therefore making them the visions of a new generation.
“When you look at the 10 personalities in this list, it’s apparent that women are making a buzz,” says Women Leaders Director Frank Mercado. “It’s clear to see that more and more women are achieving significant success.”
The list was gathered in light of the forthcoming Women Leaders conference in Manila, Philippines. Women at the Top 2012 is the best avenue for women to share their stories and inspirations. This conference aims to highlight the progress in the lives of women around the world. This conference is all about breaking boundaries and barriers, and fostering relationship among the women leaders of today. Women Leaders applaud women from all over the world for liberating the female gender identity.
The conference will be composed of some of the world’s top business women, women leaders, entrepreneurs, and women who accomplished the fields of information technology, beauty, fashion, music, the arts, sport, science and government. The exchange of ideas will put its center of attention on what women want in terms of a holistic lifestyle as they increasingly achieve and progress towards positions of power, wealth and influence. Women at the Top 2012 actively seeks topnotch visionaries and jet-setters from different countries and from a broad array of fields and business sectors.
For more information, please visit www.ArcMediaGlobal.com/Womyn or follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/WATT_Asiawww.ArcMediaGlobal.com/Womyn or follow us on Twitter http://twitter.com/WATT_AsiaPhoto credits:
Julie Anne San Jose - GMA 7
Veronica Pedrosa - HR Talk Show, Arc Media Global
Nung una kong napanood yung laban nila sabi ko parang panalo si Marquez. Pero nung pinanood ko ulit, mali pala ako. Deserving pala talaga si Manny. 17 times nyang inapakan sa paa si Manny kaya napulikat ito. At halatadong sinadya. Naapakan din sya na hindi sinasadya ni Manny ng dalawang beses.
Bakit ang mga pinoy mahilig sa kidnapping ang ending? Hmmm. Halos lahat ng teleserye natin sa Pilipinas may kini-kidnap sa huli. Di ba? Hahaha. Hindi na ko magtataka kung ang ending ng Budoy eh kikidnappin sya ni Grace. Sa binondo girl naman papakidnap ni Jean si Jade. xD
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haha. wala lang. fave anime character ko. ;D
